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Cutter, I'm not
an alcoholic.

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I've been in this business
long enough to know

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that the next word out of
your mouth is a lie.

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I'm calling the police.

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OFFICER:
On the ground, sir.
Don't make me tase you.

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CUTTER: How y'all doing?

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You know them?

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I trained
those two dipshits.

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I would say that
when I think about my ex-wife,

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it makes me wanna drink.

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What did go wrong?

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Not cool, man.

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She's dead.

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I never said she was dead.

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You said
you ran into a tree

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and she died.

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She came close,

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but she pulled through.

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Would someone else
like to share something, please?

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SAM:
Don't drink. Don't drink.

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MAN:
Hey.

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Hey.

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Yeah?
You got a light?

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I don't smoke.

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Once a pussy,
always a pussy.

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Dad?

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Well, at least your little
pussy ears are still working.

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What are you doing here?

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I needed to see you, Sammy.

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You couldn't call?

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You're catching me
at a weird time--

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I'm dying.

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Bullshit.

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Nah, I'm not dying.
But I sort of missed you.

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So how you been?

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Great. I'm great.
I'm perfect.

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What are you doing here?

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I'm on my way up to Vancouver
to tag this broad,

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so I thought I'd drop by.

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Check this out.
She sent me a tit pic.

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She's a bit of a tease, though.
She only sent me one tit.

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I don't need to see that.
Cute though, huh?

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What were you
in the church for,

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you in some kind
of gay men's choir?

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I run a support group.

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Oh, What kind of support group?
Is it a gay thing?

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No, I'm not gay.

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I was married
to a woman, remember?

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I-I work with people
who have substance-abuse issues.

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Oh
I thought it was kind of a fad,

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you know, like when you did
karate or went to college.

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No, it's not a fad.

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Just my life.
Oh, good, good, good.

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It's nice to see you

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sticking with something
for a change.

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Look, I've had a long day--
Me too.

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Come on, let's go
get some grub.

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I'm buying. I know
this great place to get lobster.

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I hate lobster, you know that.
How can you hate lobster?

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It upsets my stomach.

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Oh, cut that shit.

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Lobster's one of God's
great delicacies.

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There isn't a person
on the planet

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that doesn't love lobster.

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Oh, yeah?
You know what they

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used it for in the 1800s?

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Fertilizer.
Right. Right.

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And those were the same assholes
who also had slaves.

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So if you wanna
support that too,

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then maybe I don't
wanna have dinner with you,

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you alt-right motherfucker.

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* The North Sea sings...

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Hey, sorry I haven't seen you
since your accident thing.

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My "accident thing"?

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Do you mean
the drunken car wreck

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where I almost killed
my then

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Why, did you have another one?

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You got my card though, huh?

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No.
Well, I definitely sent one.

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It must've got lost
or something.

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Mail out of Bangkok's
been a mess

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since the rickshaws
went electric.

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WAITRESS:
Okay, here's your Rob Roy.

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Thank you, Annette.
Ooh.

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I'll take that.

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And your Amstel Light.

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Are you kidding me?
What? It's a light beer.

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Dad, I'm sober.

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I thought your problem
was drugs and hard liquor?

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Yeah, well,
if you quit the drugs

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and alcohol, you gotta
quit the beer too.

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Got it. Bring him
a glass of wine, please.

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No. No wine.
What?

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One glass
ain't gonna kill you.

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Little French kids

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drink wine at lunch.

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I'm not a French kid.

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Wow. If you can't have
one glass of wine

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with your old man,
then you got bigger problems.

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Yeah, okay.
Now you're starting to get it.

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Be right back.
Everything

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Ready to order?
Yeah, two bake-stuffed lobsters.

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No. No.

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I'm not--
I can't have lobster.

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I told you that.
It's hard on my stomach.

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That's the butter.
Don't blame the lobster,

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the lobster did nothing.

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Why are you always
defending the lobster?

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It's like the lobster
can do no wrong with you.

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All right.

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I'll have the chicken.

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Okay.

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He's a good kid. He's just
going through some heavy stuff.

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Oh.
That's why I came back here,

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to do what dads do.

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That's sweet.

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God, I wish my dad
were more like you.

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What's the matter?
He wasn't around much?

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I mean, it's just...

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It's a long story.

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That's okay. Go ahead.

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Tell me about it.

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I wanna hear your story.

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Hey, man, what's up?

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So guess what.

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My dad's in town.
BEN: Yeah, yeah.

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I know. I may have told him
you were at the church.

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What

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You know he's
one of my triggers.

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I thought "Rainbow Connection"
was your trigger.

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I got a lot
of fucking triggers!

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BEN:
All right, sorry, dude.

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Hey, does he
still think I'm gay?

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He thinks everybody is gay.

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Look, I'm not calling you
as my friend now.

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Okay? I'm calling you
as my sponsor.

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What are you talking about?

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SAM:
I need your fucking help.

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He put a beer
in front of me, and if...

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it hadn't been
an Amstel Light,

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this would be
a very different phone call.

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What an asshole.

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I really fucking wanted it, man.
It was like...

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frosted mug and...

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golden amber.

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BEN:
Of course you did.

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So how do I--
How do you deal with this?

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I don't know, man.
It's different for everybody.

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You know what I mean?
You gotta just

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figure out
what works for you

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and then do that.
What works for me--

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Wha-- Definitely
wouldn't work for you.

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I know that much.

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SAM:
Cut the shit, all right?

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I need some
real advice, here.

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BEN:
Okay. Well, just,

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you know,
think of all the hard work

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you've done and...

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The weeks and months
and years and...

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And how you got
a lot of people counting on you.

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And, you know,
they look up to you. Don't they?

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You know, so...

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Just don't erase all that
with one drink.

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Yeah, you gotta do better
than that next time.

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I gotta go.

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There, there.
Let it all out.

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Daddy's here. Mm-mm.

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Hey. Where are your keys?
SAM: Hey.

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My dad has 'em.

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You have a dad?
Mm-hm.

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I always thought you were
one of those Russian babies

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who grew up in an orphanage
without human contact.

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Actually,
pretty accurate.

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No, I have one.
He's a total drunk

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who spends
every waking second

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trying to bone
anything with a pulse.

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Ew.
You say that,

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but you'll probably
end up doing him.

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Okay. Everything your dad
could possibly steal

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has been locked away
in the safe underneath my bed.

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You have a safe
under your bed?

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Nope.

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I'm gonna-- I'm gonna go

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check on the chili.

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* I knew a girl

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* With marks of X

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* I knew someone

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* I couldn't forget

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* Though it haunted me

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* It shook me

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* But I carried on

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* Just how I came

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* If not for the pain

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JACK:
Yeah, yeah. Take it all.
Take it all.

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Oh, yeah. Take it all.
Yeah. Yeah.

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Oh, yeah.
No, no, no. Come on!

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Not here.
Sorry, but someone sleeping

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on the couch.
Dad, please.

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Come on, kid,
give me a break.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, oh, yeah.

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SAM:
Hey.

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Wake up. I need the couch.

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CLAIRE:
What? No.

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This is my spot.
Come on.

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Well, no, it's my spot
that I let you have.

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Until now. Get up.

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Ugh!

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If I get up, then I might
go out and get drunk.

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Well, I'll buy you
the first round.

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What the fuck?

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Man. Dude, now I gotta plug
this shit up somewhere else.

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All right, fine, fine!
I'll sleep on the floor.

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[JACK GRUNTING,
ANNETTE SCREAMING]

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JACK:
Oh, yeah.

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Take it. Take it all.

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Oh, yeah.

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Sounds like he really knows
what he's doing in there.

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Shut up.

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JACK:
Yeah.

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00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:11,184
Good morning, pussycat.

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00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:16,890
Is Annette still here?
Who?

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00:09:16,924 --> 00:09:18,759
The woman
with the daddy issues.

224
00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:21,128
No, she had to take
her kids to school.

225
00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:22,696
Not everybody
sleeps the day away

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00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:24,131
like you do, kiddo.

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Oh, hey, Jack.

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Holy shit, Ben,
did you gain weight?

229
00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:32,072
Uh, no. I actually lost
a-a little bit of weight.

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Uh, might be time to get
a new scale, kiddo.

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00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:36,744
Hey, hope I didn't
keep you up last night.

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Oh, you mean with all that
loud fucking?

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Yeah.

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She was a screamer, huh?

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Oh, and Sammy,
you'll probably

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wanna wash your sheets.

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Yeah, I'm burning those.

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And who is this beauty?

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I'm Claire.

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Clear?

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Is that some
Scientology thing?

242
00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:55,763
'Cause there's definitely
something evolved

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about this lady.
SAM: Okay, okay. Give it a rest.

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All right, all right.
So what are we doing today

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00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:01,769
We aren't doing anything.

246
00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:04,004
Oh, come on, how often
do we get to hang around

247
00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:05,739
Aren't you supposed to be
up in Vancouver

248
00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:07,107
with the uni

249
00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,809
You wouldn't talk
to your dad

250
00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:09,810
like that, would you?

251
00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,945
My dad's dead.

252
00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:14,314
Oh, hm. Walked right
into that one.

253
00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:17,685
I know, let's go
to the pool hall

254
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and hustle marks
like when you were a kid.

255
00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,321
No. I can't.
I've got stuff to do.

256
00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:22,856
Aw, you're like that kid

257
00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:24,424
in that
"Cat's in the Cradle" song.

258
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:27,060
That's a song about a father
who ignores his kid.

259
00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:28,896
Yeah, and the kid ends up
ignoring the dad.

260
00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:30,163
There are no winners here.

261
00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:31,865
Mm-hm.

262
00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:33,366
God,
you are a whiney fuck.

263
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,335
I'm sorry if you don't think
I was the greatest dad

264
00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:36,870
when you were a kid.
Get over it.

265
00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:38,271
Get over it?
That's right, get over it.

266
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,940
Until I get
the kinks worked out

267
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,809
in my time machine,
there is nothing we can do.

268
00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:44,077
Now, come on,
I wanna hang around.

269
00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:47,080
I know, take me
to one of your "meetings."

270
00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:48,415
You wanna go
to one of my meetings?

271
00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:49,416
Of course I do.

272
00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:51,151
But first we better

273
00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:52,352
stop at the liquor store.

274
00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:53,821
I'm gonna need
something strong

275
00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:54,922
to get through that shit.

276
00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:01,729
Hey.

277
00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:04,031
Hey.
How you doing?

278
00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:05,766
Not bad, how are you doing?
Good.

279
00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,467
Good.

280
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,871
Um... So how is Ben doing?

281
00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:14,341
Uh, he's good,
you know, being Ben.

282
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:15,709
Why?

283
00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:16,944
I was just curious.

284
00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:18,879
Because he just seemed
a little odd

285
00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:20,080
the last time I saw him.

286
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,815
Oh, yeah, he's kind of weird

287
00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,283
when my dad's around.

288
00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,118
Someone call?
My ears were burning.

289
00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:26,119
Probably your syphilis.

290
00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:27,354
Come on, Sam,

291
00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:28,989
you don't get syphilis
in the ears.

292
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,824
Unless she turns her head
at the wrong moment.

293
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,392
Allison, this is Jack.
He's my father.

294
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,227
Don't smile.
He'll try to bang you.

295
00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:35,729
Jack Loudermilk, Esquire.

296
00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:37,264
You're not--
He's not a lawyer.

297
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:39,266
I was telling her my name
and my favorite magazine.

298
00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:40,868
I figured, being that
she's a model,

299
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,335
she's probably
been in the damn thing.

300
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:45,873
Here we go.
Okay, I can see the resemblance.

301
00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,340
If only
charm were genetic.

302
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:51,211
True that. I--
I will see you guys later.

303
00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:52,379
JACK:
I certainly hope so.

304
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,347
We could talk
about your dad.

305
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:57,350
Stop, please. Stop.
What?

306
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,252
2C, I'll remember that.

307
00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:01,755
911, I'll remember that.

308
00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:05,258
SAM: Come on.
JACK: I'm coming, I'm coming.

309
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:12,332
Come on, somebody.
Who wants to talk?

310
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:19,539
I-I-I'm sick
of this shit, all right?

311
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,341
We're gonna do an exercise.

312
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:24,544
Everybody is gonna say one thing
humiliating about themselves

313
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,446
that nobody else knows.

314
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:29,349
No more of this
playing it safe shit.

315
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:30,483
Who's gonna start?

316
00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:34,154
No.

317
00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:39,259
Usually I sleep
with just a shirt on.

318
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,294
You mean no underwear?
STEVIE: Nope.

319
00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:44,364
Just a shirt.
Sometimes just my tie.

320
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,133
Okay. That's
a terrible start.

321
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:47,835
I think we can do
a lot better than that.

322
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:49,970
Who's up?
I once had to watch my son

323
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:53,106
tap dancing to "Disco Duck"
during a school talent show.

324
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:55,308
That was
as humiliating as hell.

325
00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:57,477
All right,
I was fucking 7.

326
00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,012
What about
when you were 14--

327
00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:00,513
All right, I wanna
hear from some people

328
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,315
who are actually
in the group.

329
00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:04,818
I fucked a chicken once.

330
00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:06,386
Okay. G--

331
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:07,387
What?

332
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,289
I fucked a chicken.

333
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:13,360
You mean...

334
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:14,895
you fucked a chick?

335
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:17,898
Can I tell my own story?
Thank you.

336
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,967
Y-yeah.

337
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,936
Uh... My old lady

338
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,037
kicked me out
of the house.

339
00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:25,138
This was back
in Aberdeen.

340
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,941
I was sleeping
in the barn.

341
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:31,912
And I was all pissed off
and drunk out of my gourd.

342
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:36,449
There was
this chicken there.

343
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:40,020
And I--
I picked it up and I--

344
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,554
I fucked it.

345
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,592
How is--
How is that even possible?

346
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,361
MUGSY:
I'm not a zoologist,

347
00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:50,530
but I guess
you gotta go up...

348
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:53,200
in where the eggs
come down, right?

349
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,568
CLAIRE:
Yeah, I mean,
that's the chicken vagina.

350
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:58,271
Or the chi

351
00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:00,173
ED:
Well, I know
it wasn't the asshole

352
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:02,109
because I didn't get
any shit on me

353
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,443
or anything, you know?

354
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:08,515
Hey, what came first,
the chicken or the egg?

355
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,450
I think I did.

356
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,385
Okay, we're done with that.

357
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:17,057
Somebody talk about something
that's happening this week.

358
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,526
Who wants to start?

359
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,294
Sam, a moment?

360
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,096
Yeah.

361
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:25,398
All right, just everybody,

362
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,034
just do your best,
all right?

363
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,035
I'll be right back.

364
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:29,903
JACK:
Hey, Padre.

365
00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:32,039
You got your crucifix
and holy water handy?

366
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,540
This guy's got demons.

367
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:41,581
Listen, I got some scheduling
issues we need to talk about.

368
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:44,651
Yeah, I know,
we started late today.

369
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,419
I got my asshole father
in town--

370
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:49,990
No, it's not about that.
In fact, I was gonna tell you...

371
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:53,626
since I gave you back the keys,
I've noticed some nice changes

372
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,996
in some of the guys around here.
Oh, Good.

373
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:58,131
I think they're really
starting to put it together.

374
00:14:58,165 --> 00:15:01,134
Mugsy is right on the verge
of really getting it.

375
00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:03,236
So you're saying
I'm not an alcoholic?

376
00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:04,404
No, I don't think so.

377
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,407
But I've been
in rehab three times.

378
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,576
Rehab is a business.

379
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,611
That's true.
It is big business.

380
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,014
So, what happened to you?

381
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,116
Oh, nothing.
My parents are both

382
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:17,350
on the small side,
but that's--

383
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:18,718
Not you, Flapjacks.

384
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,420
What? Nothing.

385
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:21,588
What do you mean?

386
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:22,956
What do you mean,
what do I mean?

387
00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,157
What happened to your arms?

388
00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:25,492
They get blown off
or something?

389
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:28,061
Yeah. Yeah,
they got blown off in Iraq,

390
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:30,063
but they managed
to reattach my hands.

391
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,431
You know,
they did their best.

392
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,366
Oof. Anyway,

393
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,368
I'd venture to guess

394
00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:37,670
more than half of you people
are not alcoholics.

395
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,606
What kind of shit
are you talking, buddy?

396
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:42,442
Let me ask a question,
why do you guys like to drink?

397
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:45,478
I don't know.
Because it makes me feel good?

398
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,247
Yeah, that's why
I drink too.

399
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,182
Really? Me too.
Yep.

400
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:51,718
What was it God said
in the bible about feeling good?

401
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:54,654
He said, "Go for it."
He didn't say that.

402
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:57,257
What did Jesus do
his last night on Earth?

403
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,358
He partied.

404
00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,093
He got his guys together,

405
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:02,229
and they turned
bread into wine.

406
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:04,064
And then they got hammered.

407
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:06,466
So God wants us
to be happy?

408
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,568
You bet your ass he does.

409
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:11,438
But society
demonized you guys.

410
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,141
I mean, they couldn't
ban alcohol outright.

411
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:15,542
Even though they
sure as hell tried.

412
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,744
So they come
at you guys another way.

413
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,446
And you wanna know why?

414
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:23,016
Because rehab is big business.
And every big business,

415
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:24,417
it's got lobbyists.

416
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,619
And the lobbyists
for the rehab industry,

417
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,121
they got paid
to make sure

418
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:30,257
that every senator
and every governor

419
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:33,293
voted to lower
the DUI level to 0.08.

420
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:36,029
Even though that 0.08, well,

421
00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:37,297
you don't even get drunk

422
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,232
until you're
into the teens, right?

423
00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:40,767
0.08 is mouthwash.

424
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,602
Tom, I want you to leave.

425
00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:44,571
Okay, come on, I wanna stay--
Now.

426
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:47,574
JACK:
So now drunk driving is 0.08.

427
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:50,477
So when you get arrested
for drunk driving,

428
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:53,113
you're obligated
to do rehab. Why?

429
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:55,148
Because these lobbyists,

430
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:57,317
they got the law changed
that says

431
00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:00,453
if you do rehab, they can't
fire you from your job.

432
00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:02,222
So you see
what they're doing?

433
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:03,656
They're feeding the dragon.

434
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,292
TONY:
It does seem
that way sometimes.

435
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,559
They never gave Dean Martin

436
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,195
or Spuds MacKenzie
this kind of shit.

437
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,629
Exactly.

438
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:11,731
Dudley Moore's only good movie
was Arthur.

439
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:14,067
Oh, yeah.

440
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:17,337
But how do I know
if I'm not really an alcoholic?

441
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,706
Don't listen to this idiot.
You're all alcoholics.

442
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:22,142
Just do what I do.

443
00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:24,177
I quit drinking
for one month

444
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:25,612
every year
just to test the brakes.

445
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:28,181
If you can do that,
you're not an alcoholic.

446
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:30,817
I've got five weeks
under my belt right now.

447
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,452
JACK:
Then you're not
an alcoholic.

448
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,387
I've been sober
for nine months.

449
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,356
Then you're definitely
not an alcoholic.

450
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,825
Longest I ever been clean
is five days.

451
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:41,194
Huh...

452
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:43,130
Well, you may have a problem,
chicken fucker.

453
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:46,166
So the bingo bitches--
Ah.

454
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:48,235
Bingo ladies.

455
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:51,671
Are taking Tuesdays at 8.
We keep Thursdays at 8

456
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:53,506
and move
to Tuesdays at 5?

457
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:56,243
No, your Thursdays are at 5,
and your Wednesday

458
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:57,710
moved to Saturday.
Loudermilk.

459
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,746
Cutter's choking out your dad.

460
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:00,780
Huh?

461
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:05,418
Accept the things
you cannot change

462
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,654
and change
the things you can!

463
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,323
Stop resisting or I'll shove--
Aren't you gonna break that up?

464
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:12,392
CUTTER:
--my blue chip
down your throat!

465
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,127
In a sec.
CUTTER: He's resisting!

466
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,463
How long was I out?

467
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,865
Just for a couple minutes,
and you deserved it.

468
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:20,667
Those guys are trying
to walk a tightrope,

469
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:21,834
and you're grabbing the wire

470
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,203
and shaking it.

471
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,404
I was trying
to give them hope.

472
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:25,505
Hope?
Hope that maybe

473
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:26,506
they're not bad.

474
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,141
Are you a fucking idiot?

475
00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:30,277
They're worse
than they think they are.

476
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,812
The only hope these guys have
for decent lives is to accept

477
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:35,548
the fact that they can never,
ever drink again.

478
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,750
Okay, relax. Relax.
I'm gonna get out of your hair.

479
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,752
I've got a masseuse coming over
to work on my neck.

480
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:42,655
How is that
getting out of my hair?

481
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,758
Don't worry,
you won't even know we're here.

482
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:49,162
JACK:
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

483
00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:50,730
Who's your daddy?
Who's your daddy?

484
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:54,234
Who's your daddy?
Who's your daddy?

485
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,636
Who's your daddy?
Who's your daddy?

486
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,638
[WOMAN SINGING
INDISTINCTLY]

487
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,873
Who's your daddy?
Who's your daddy?

488
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,509
Oh, yeah.

489
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:05,178
Oh, yeah.

490
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:07,914
What's her hourly?
I mean, how can he afford this?

491
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:13,353
JACK:
Yeah, take it all.

492
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:15,388
Take it all. Yeah.

493
00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:17,424
I thought he was
just being charming when he said

494
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,792
he was gonna
give her frame damage.

495
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:23,663
Really? You found
that charming?

496
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:26,399
Well...cute.

497
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,701
JACK:
Take it all. Take it all.

498
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:29,769
Yeah. Take it all.

499
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,506
Yeah. Oh, yeah.

500
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,409
What's this?

501
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:37,644
I don't know.

502
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:38,645
Huh?

503
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,913
I don't know.

504
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:44,484
JACK:
Who's your daddy?
Oh, yeah. Yeah.

505
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,985
Get out here.

506
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,854
JACK:
Right now?
I'm in middle of someone.

507
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,522
Now.

508
00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:50,957
JACK:
No. No. Don't, look--

509
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,459
Don't worry about him.

510
00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,427
No, you don't have to leave.

511
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,265
Your neck seems fine now.

512
00:19:58,298 --> 00:19:59,832
I'm gonna go.
What are you talking about?

513
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,969
I was just getting loosened up.
Hey, come on, Svetlana.

514
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:05,505
Come on,
we were having fun, weren't we?

515
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,340
Oh, please.

516
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:10,910
You happy, shitballs?
Look what you did.

517
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:12,345
You owe me an apology.

518
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:13,913
I owe you an apology?
For what?

519
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:17,417
Look what I found
hiding under the couch.

520
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:18,485
That's not mine.

521
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,553
Bullshit. Who's is it then?

522
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,858
Okay, it's mine.
But at least I hid it.

523
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:28,027
I guess I forgot how good
your nose is for hard liquor.

524
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,463
I told you that everybody here
is trying to be sober.

525
00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:32,865
I think you should
apologize to all of us.

526
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:35,435
Why? You never apologized to me.
Isn't that one of your steps?

527
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:36,803
Apologizing to your old man?

528
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,672
No. I apologize to the people
that I wrong

529
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,007
not people who wronged me.

530
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,742
Fine. I'm getting
the hell out of here.

531
00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:45,712
No, no, no, you don't get
to fucking get off that easy!

532
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,647
All right? You just blow

533
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,916
in and out of my life
like a tornado.

534
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:52,552
Why can't you for once
take responsibility

535
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,787
for being
so fucking irresponsible?

536
00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:58,291
Okay.

537
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,828
I'm sorry I brought
the flask. Happy?

538
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,530
No. I'm talking
about my whole life.

539
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:04,864
Oh, Christ,
here we go again.

540
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,466
When you were a kid,
I was a good father.

541
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,468
You gave me a key
to the liquor cabinet.

542
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:09,602
You asked me to.

543
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:10,637
I was 12.

544
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:12,639
Okay, so I made one mistake.

545
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:14,841
When I was in 9th grade
you disappeared for four years.

546
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:16,309
We didn't see you
for four years.

547
00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:17,710
That was between
your mother and me.

548
00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:19,879
Well, what about me, huh?

549
00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:21,314
What about me, Dad?

550
00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:25,818
That's why I came back.

551
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:28,588
Sure, when I didn't
need you anymore.

552
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:34,661
Look, we all had
terrible childhoods, okay?

553
00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:36,563
I had one. My father had one.
You had one.

554
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:37,764
And your kid's
gonna have one.

555
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,766
No.

556
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,434
No, he's not.

557
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,436
Because this fucked up
Loudermilk legacy

558
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:44,437
ends right here.

559
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:45,438
I don't doubt that,

560
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:46,673
with your personality.

561
00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:48,074
What person
doesn't like lobster?

562
00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:49,442
Fuck you.

563
00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:50,910
No, fuck you.

564
00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:52,379
Why can't you just admit

565
00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:53,913
the thing that's
really pissing you off

566
00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:55,582
is that I can drink
and you can't.

567
00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:58,451
That's bullshit.

568
00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:00,019
Bullshit

569
00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:01,588
I can drink,
and I can go to bed,

570
00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:03,723
get up, go to work and have
a normal life.

571
00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:05,692
When you drink,
you forget little things,

572
00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:07,594
stupid things,
like how to go to bed,

573
00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:09,629
how to write, how to drive.

574
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,335
I want you out of here
by morning.

575
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,944
You know what?

576
00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:28,047
I'm gonna call my masseuse
and tell her to come back.

577
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,455
Hey.
Hey.

578
00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:36,689
Where are you going?

579
00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:38,458
I just has a blowout
with my dad,

580
00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:40,092
I'm gonna go
check into a hotel.

581
00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:42,395
At 2 a.m.?
Why don't you just

582
00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:43,896
What, sleep on your couch?

583
00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:47,133
No, just go back
and, you know,

584
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:48,701
smooth things over
with your dad.

585
00:22:48,735 --> 00:22:50,837
Yeah, that's not
gonna happen.

586
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:54,441
I mean, I would--
What?

587
00:22:54,474 --> 00:22:58,010
I'd let you sleep on my couch,
Loudermilk, but...

588
00:22:58,044 --> 00:23:00,079
my couch is, like,
three feet long.

589
00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:02,782
Well, I don't mind
sleeping on the floor.

590
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,586
I don't know, Sam, you know?

591
00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:08,087
Carl might not go for that.

592
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,956
Okay, couch is good.

593
00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:11,658
JACK: Oh, yeah.

594
00:23:11,691 --> 00:23:12,892
Yeah, yeah. Oh.

595
00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:14,694
Who's your daddy now?
WOMAN: You.

596
00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:15,928
JACK: Oh, yeah, yeah.

597
00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:17,697
JACK:
Take it all. Take it all.

598
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:18,965
Sorry for all this.

599
00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:21,868
JACK:
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

600
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:25,705
Take it all. Take it all.

601
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:27,607
I, um...

602
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,509
I got an idea.

603
00:23:31,678 --> 00:23:33,713
Do you want me
to put on some music?

604
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:40,152
Why not?

605
00:23:40,186 --> 00:23:41,754
Sure.

606
00:23:46,693 --> 00:23:49,228
JACK:
Who's your daddy?
Who's your daddy?

607
00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:56,936
Who's your daddy?

608
00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:07,547
* Early to the party

609
00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:09,816
* You're the first
One there *

610
00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:11,183
Who's this?

611
00:24:12,585 --> 00:24:14,821
ALLISON:
Andy Shauf.

612
00:24:14,854 --> 00:24:17,023
Huh. Nice.

613
00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:19,158
It's Carl's.

614
00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:22,161
* Standing in the kitchen

615
00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:26,766
* Stressing out the host

616
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:31,604
* Pulling teeth
Till anyone arrives *

617
00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:36,008
What are you
still doing here?

618
00:24:38,044 --> 00:24:40,179
I didn't want us
to end things like that.

619
00:24:42,549 --> 00:24:44,684
We're not-- We're not
ending anything.

620
00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:46,018
Okay? We're just--

621
00:24:46,052 --> 00:24:48,020
I think we do better
when we're apart.

622
00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:52,058
Yeah. Well, I just want you
to know that,

623
00:24:52,091 --> 00:24:53,693
no matter what
you think of me...

624
00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:57,063
I'm very proud
to have you as my son.

625
00:25:00,767 --> 00:25:02,068
Well, thanks.

626
00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:05,972
I mean, God know you were
far from perfect,

627
00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:07,674
but you were
good enough for me.

628
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:12,144
Okay.

629
00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:15,815
Anyway, I got a Vancouver cougar
waiting up north for me,

630
00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:18,184
so I should
hit the road. Hm.

631
00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:22,221
Oh, and, Sammy.

632
00:25:24,256 --> 00:25:26,058
You might want
to keep an eye on Ben.

633
00:25:26,092 --> 00:25:27,093
Not gay.

634
00:25:27,126 --> 00:25:29,962
No, he just seems, uh...

635
00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:32,131
vulnerable.

636
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,002
Okay, sure.

637
00:25:38,004 --> 00:25:39,305
Give your old man a hug.

638
00:25:45,011 --> 00:25:46,646
Travel safe.
Mm-hm.

639
00:25:50,282 --> 00:25:51,984
Hey, Dad.

640
00:25:52,018 --> 00:25:53,285
Uh...

641
00:25:54,286 --> 00:25:55,788
I just, you know...

642
00:25:57,323 --> 00:25:58,658
Sorry.

643
00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:12,271
Did he leave?

644
00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:14,173
Yep.

645
00:26:15,808 --> 00:26:18,845
Well, say what you will
about him, but...

646
00:26:18,878 --> 00:26:20,179
that guy can fuck.

647
00:26:28,688 --> 00:26:31,257
* Well, I've been here
A long time *

648
00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:34,326
* But I never
Got the truth *

649
00:26:36,062 --> 00:26:38,931
* That my whole life
Was here *

650
00:26:38,965 --> 00:26:41,233
* Condensed
Into this room *

651
00:26:43,369 --> 00:26:45,604
* Well, it's hard
To refute *

652
00:26:47,073 --> 00:26:49,141
* When you're on the run

653
00:26:50,877 --> 00:26:53,245
* But you're
Gonna miss me *

654
00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:56,883
* When I'm gone